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Yes, that is my mother with a gun. Thankfully, it is just a BB gun.
"It's a lot bigger than my other BB gun," she said. The one that didn't shoot straight.
She wants to shoot at the pigeons to scare them away from the bird feeders. She claims she doesn't want to shoot the birds, just scare them away. She's going to shoot from her balcony.
Really, it doesn't get more redneck than that. Won't be long until she's shooting squirrels and frying up  their brains. 
It was her son-in-law who bought her this BB gun, by the way. Let's blame it on the drugs he's taking for the shoulder pain. Must be addling his mind. Wait till he's sitting on the front deck and she uses the cigarette hanging out of his mouth for target practice...