Actual conversation, based on Mother being annoyed that a place she wanted to go for some shopping is -- shocking -- closed on Sunday during the winter season.

Me: "Well, we could go to Sunnyside Mall today [to shop for my Awards gala outfit] instead of Wednesday afternoon."
Mum: "Oh, no, you have lots of work to do."
Dwayne: "What's the difference if you go today or Wednesday? It's six of one, half dozen of another."
Long pause.
Me: "That's too much math for me."

So we're still sitting here not knowing what to do. But I have a crap load of work to do so I guess I'm going shopping for an outfit.